Cool Things!

The internet is an infinite pool of stupid shit and hilarious cats, so here is a small compilations of the things that I have encountered in the past few days.

 

This is a baby dressed as a shrimp.  It gives new meaning to the oxymoron "jumbo shrimp," but in a really dumb way.  Is it someone's idea of a pun? A pun in the way that babies are kinda pink and tasty, with a hard shell and squishy heads, and they sometimes have that string off poop up their backs that you have to pick out before you eat them.  

It makes my womb ache in a way that resembles a shellfish allergy.

Amazing BoomBox Watch! (PS my birthday is March 17th, but I will accept early Xmas/Channukah gifts at any time past my half-birthday)

The Cosby Sweater Project. 

Someone is actually going through each episode of the Cosby Show and selecting the best sweaters/clothing, and then drawing a sample of the pattern.

Have you ever been in love?  This isn't really new at all, it is more something that pops into my head every so often from way back in the early/mid 00's when I was in college and these kinds of things were all the rage. I have no clue what it is about or where it came from, but it sure is one heck of a song! 

You can actually get a shirt with a copy of Barack Obama's birth certificate on it! FROM THE BARACK OBAMA REELECTION CAMPAIGN!!  
I already got mine.  This is pretty brilliant as a marketing strategy.

SVETLANA

I assume no one has ever seen this show unless they live with someone who falls asleep watching "Bikini Destinations."  There is this channel called HDNet that is owned Mark Cuban, the bajillionaire who also owns the Dallas Mavericks.  He REALLY loves boobies. Or so I assume.  You know you are watching classy television when 90% of the programming features T&A.  However, I stumbled across Madam Svet by chance, and she is so amazing.  It makes me want to open my own House of Discrete Pleasures. 

That's all for now!

I REALLY Love My Friends

This is just the first part of an ongoing series.  I have collected a substantial body of evidence proving that my friends are really amazing.

Miss Melissa and Becca as harlequin clowns.  This is their typical garb for religious ceremonies.

The gang getting ready to go out for a night in DC.  Probably drunk on maneschewitz, but keeping it classy.

The night we went out dancing at the Get Down in Baltimore, but spent a great deal of time in the bathroom being obsessed with each other.

The ladies using the bathroom were really confused about this.

The age of the denim jumper.  This happened for a while, then, mysteriously, the denim jumpers disappeared back to the magical all-denim land from which they were spawned.  Also, this is pretty typical party gear.  Chips, dip, hula hoop, denim onesie.

We crashed a party and took over the scene.

I don't think I was personally involved in this, but I love these guys so much.

Chola wedding.

Again, I don't know what this is from, but it screams "party time."  Am I right?!

This was at halloween, and those are special brownies.

This is another halloween, and it is terrifying.

Just being cool, wearing hard hats and backwards jackets, no big deal.

Definitely us at Ocean City, being intoxicated, having the most fun ever.

Hanging out at the JC Through the Years Photo shoot, in comfort.

OF course there would me a mustache party!

All the townspeople were shocked to see Jesus turn water into wine!!!

Pajama party.

What? Aren't your friends this cool?